27 April 2007

The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Dogs

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Available in the Holly Lisle Bookshop.



Have you ever been reading a book – maybe even enjoying it – but when you got to a crucial point, the author made a glaring mistake that made you want to throw the book across the room? Would you keep reading?

Here’s a hint: most people won’t.

Time is in short supply, and readers are just looking for reasons to put your book down for a better book, or something else – and you DON’T want to be the writer whose book gets thrown across the wall.

Writers, there are almost 45 million dog owners in the United States alone. 45 million. That’s almost 1 out of every 6 people in the US. That’s a heck of a lot of people.

And YOU could be causing them to throw YOUR BOOK against the wall, by making mistakes that are so irritating to readers – but SO easy to fix. The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Dogs by Amy Laurens will show you how.

So, your main character owns a dog – or maybe is a dog. What next?

Imagine being able to write a scene from the point of view of a dog, and not having to mention the dog at all – and yet people still ‘miraculously’ know your main character is a dog. The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Dogs discusses in detail what it’s like to be a dog – their senses, their emotions, everything – and you can use this information to create rounded, compelling characters that act like dogs, not people in fur coats.

But what if you don’t want to write about a main character who’s a dog? And what if you already own a dog, and think you know all about them?

Let me assure you: you still don’t know everything you need to know.


The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Dogs includes tips on things your typical dog-owner wouldn’t even think to include. Mistakes about dog showing, breeding, the different breeds of dogs and how dogs think and feel – all this and more are discussed in this brand new e-book.

Here’s a sample of what you’ll learn in The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Dogs:

• Dogs don’t actually see in black and white. They have dichromatic vision.
• Dogs can smell things into their component parts – they can recognise the whole and the parts.
• Dogs don’t speak English – but they’re very superstitious.
• Dogs don’t do things to ‘get revenge’; in fact, they aren’t capable of thinking in such terms.

Plus discussions on things like:

• Purebreds versus mongrels: is one better than the other?
• Male versus female: is there really a difference?
• Dogs versus cats: what’s the real deal here?

And much, much more!

Pick up your copy right away – you’ll be writing like an insider in no time at all, and you’ll be secure in the knowledge that no-one will every throw YOUR books against the wall – at least, not for dog mistakes!

23 April 2007

Works In Progress

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Sanctuary (S) - When Edge is offered a place of refuge outside of her world, in Fairyland, she is thrilled. She's never had a place of her very own before - even if she does have to share it with the awful new girl, Gemma. So when things start going subtly wrong and the shadows start creeping in, Edge is outraged. Who would dare try to take her Sanctuary away from her? And what will she do when she realises the fate of her real-world home is tied to the fate of her Fairyland one?

First Draft

66657 / 50000 words. 133% done!


How Not To Take Over The World (HNOT) - Mercury, second youngest of seven siblings, went to Evil Overlord school to be different. After all, her parents are accountants, her other siblings are all sickeningly good - and she had to get attention somehow.

Shame, then, that her parents seem to have forgotten all about her.

But that's fine. Mercury will show them. Armed with her ferret familiar, Bystar, a stolen Key of Power, and the brains that got her this far, Mercury sets out to graduate at the top of her class so she can take over the city where her parents live. And even if the invasion doesn't catch their attention, virtually exploding the world when she gets a bit too close to an Eye ought to do it...

First Draft

54016 / 75000 words. 72% done!

The Hunter Hunted (HH) - Humans are weak, fragile things. Every tiger knows that. They need protection and that's what tigers know is their highest duty, decreed by their god, Targil. But after a hard winter, the tribe is starving. When Avinash finds a sickly human alone in the jungle it's more than he can resist. Avinash's action throws the tribe into turmoil. Will Targil punish Avinash for what he has done? Or will he leave that to the humans, who suddenly don't seem so weak and fragile?

First round of edits, as per the HTRYN course. Lesson 3 out of 20.


Fever and Earth (F&E) - Outcast because of his mixed blood, Orior is of age to make his own herd, and he has vowed that he will defy the traditions of the four herds and make a place where equids like him are welcome. But the opposition of the herds is not the only trial he must face, for each herd has its own magic, and they have never been so mixed before...

First Draft


574 / 20000 words. 3% done!

21 April 2007

The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Dogs

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Leave a comment here to vote for which mistake you'd like me to read out for next Friday's 'podcast'!

People In Fur Coats

1) Emotion
2) Sweetness and Light
3) Intelligence
4) Causation

Personalities

5) Age, Growth and Maturity
6) Gender
7) Imprinting and Instinct
8) The Breeds

The Senses

9) Sight
10) Sound
11) Smell
12) Taste
13) Touch

Communication

14) The Human Language
15) Dog to Human
16) Dog to Dog
17) Human to Dog

Training

18) Terminology
19) Causation Revisited
20) Ways of Learning - and Teaching
21) Bad Habits
22) Memory and Rewards

Breeding

23) Neutering
24) Pregnancy, Labor and Puppies
25) Mongrels

Showing

26) It's All About The Dog
27) The Glamour Factor
28) Natural Beauty

Miscellaneous

29) Injuries to People
30) Canine versus Feline
31) Domesticated Wolves
32) Dog Jobs
33) Fantasy Dogs
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